Beer heads. Cabbage heads. Hammer heads. Heads of Department. We've been giving head professionally for years, and no complaint has ever held up in court.
Freshly served one-liners, one at a time. Fully consensual. You pressed the button.
Press the button. We'll take it from there.
“Best head I've had in years. Cold, foamy, exactly 2 cm.”Greg, 54, beer enthusiast
“I came for the jokes. Stayed for the head.”Anonymous
“Gave head to my whole team on Monday. Productivity is up 40%.”Linda, Team Lead
“Fast, professional, didn't even ask for my name.”Cabbage, garden
“I spent three hours under a table for this website. Worth it.”Kevin, IT Department
“Good head, but it was over way too quickly.”Sandra, waited 119 seconds for a Guinness
Our team is standing by, sometimes kneeling, ready to answer your inquiries.
| Name | Kind |
|---|---|
| cain_yu@giveheadto.me | Head of Customer Requests |
| hugh_kahn@giveheadto.me | Head of Reassurance |
| will_u@giveheadto.me | Head of Proposals |
| pretty_pls@giveheadto.me | Head of Negotiation |
| justin_case@giveheadto.me | Backup Head |
| nobody_ever@giveheadto.me | Head of Loneliness (on permanent leave) |
Depends where you work.
We don't discriminate. Beers, cabbages, hammers, shower fixtures and entire departments are all welcome.
Our servers handle 10,000 heads per second. Individual results may vary.
Yes. See the game. Practice makes perfect, and Kevin is very patient.
Nothing. Stop asking. Act natural.
cain_yu@giveheadto.me. Obviously.